February 2012
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Led Zeppelin- 1975: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Nicki Minaj- 2012: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) (stupid, stupid)
Anonymous asked: 2, 9, 10, 15, 18, 20, 25.
THE BIG BANG THEORY
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
I don’t want to go ~camping~ with my family the whole weekend ugh they all hate me.
“Every day you gotta wake up and be yourself even if you suck, especially if you...”
– Patrick Stump (via tomdefisting)
this is a good one, someone?
1. Do you sleep in your bra?
2. Does your dad know you like boys yet?
3. Do you enjoy drama?
4. Are you a girly girl?
5. Small or large purses?
6. Are you short?
7. Do you like somebody? .
8. Do you like Halloween?
9. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
10. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
11. Do you call anybody by their last name?
12. What color is the bra that you're wearing?
13. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
14. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
15. Do you have a best friend?
16. Have you ever had your heart broken?
17. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
18. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
19. How long have you had a Tumblr?
20. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
21. What are your biggest fears?
22. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
23. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater"?
24. Do you ever wish you were famous?
25. Are you currently missing someone?
26. Who are you texting right now?
brazilmon:
remember jimmy neutrons dad and how obsessive about ducks he was
“In you I find a
quiet contemplation; you’re
my serenity.”
– (via graciouswords)
